Chetan (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} bit_by_byte) wrote,@ 2006-05-11 04:40:00 |
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Sniff my packet !?
So now the crack-heads at *AA have decided that sniff dogs can make out the FEDEX packages with pirated DVDs/CDs.
Well considering that messing with nerds is generally detrimental to health ( business or otherwise ), here were few suggestions from the Dilbert collective at slashdot
- buy a spindle of DVDs and slip a blank ( convienently labeled, "MI-III" ) with everything you ship. ( Thats physical DDOS ! Do they have laws for it yet ? )
- Instead of sending a blank, why not just burn 9.4GB of /dev/urandom onto the disk. They'll probably end up spending over $10,000 per package by calling in the *AA, the NSA, the CIA, and the DHS. After a few dozen false alarms, maybe they'll learn to stop invading customer privacy.
And in other news here's what passed through in the test ;)
- Drugs, high-explosives, weapons, decaptitated heads, those bowling ball type bombs with the wicks sticking out, a map of Afghanistan with *sama's hidden location clearly marked with an X, Sadman's WMD and a 1.44 floppy with future plans on blowing up the *apital Building all went through undetected.
So now the crack-heads at *AA have decided that sniff dogs can make out the FEDEX packages with pirated DVDs/CDs.
Well considering that messing with nerds is generally detrimental to health ( business or otherwise ), here were few suggestions from the Dilbert collective at slashdot
- buy a spindle of DVDs and slip a blank ( convienently labeled, "MI-III" ) with everything you ship. ( Thats physical DDOS ! Do they have laws for it yet ? )
- Instead of sending a blank, why not just burn 9.4GB of /dev/urandom onto the disk. They'll probably end up spending over $10,000 per package by calling in the *AA, the NSA, the CIA, and the DHS. After a few dozen false alarms, maybe they'll learn to stop invading customer privacy.
And in other news here's what passed through in the test ;)
- Drugs, high-explosives, weapons, decaptitated heads, those bowling ball type bombs with the wicks sticking out, a map of Afghanistan with *sama's hidden location clearly marked with an X, Sadman's WMD and a 1.44 floppy with future plans on blowing up the *apital Building all went through undetected.
